Consumption and Real Estate
Sounds like a strange fetish for you?
Sounds like a strange fetish for you?
* My wife has almost the weirdest fetish I’ve ever seen. I must admit, they are really exciting, but I’m more conservative than she, so that they many risks. The first was to do with “open”. We see the essential guide for real estate in search of real estate agents with listings in the region. It was very funny, we played the “Happy Home hunting, walk around, look around, and then do it like laundry room or closet. It was fun, until after we heard the lady down the stairs with a family of four at home Search. So keep my wife moaned, I had a bra thrown into the mouth. It did not work, and the expression was priceless on their faces. So we went to another, combined his love of the SUV and sex. We started to drive trucks test and find vacant land or roads. With the poor market, dealers have told us to take the vehicle as long as we want. (Here is a list of the most comfortable, roomy SUV that we tested, Lincoln Navigator, Ford Expedition ( I told him he was the sort of, but no, she liked the color), Chevy Suburban (my favorite) and Tahoe, Dodge Durango and the (very cheap carpet and plastic that goes in the right lower back) tomorrow, it will check imports. I do not think anything Kia and Toyota have have ample space and comfort. It sounds strange, someone else, or is it to think more often than most people.? JJP -. sorry to hear of your loss, it was a bit stupid Re you, unless you can lose your keys, it will still be in last place that you have been all but two are waiting for you … (Check the “Lost & Found”) edit: To the people of the family of four Make calm, children ran around the étageCourtney. Once again your brilliance never ceases to amaze me we shoud “. For & Driver” to see or “Playboy”, whether it be of interest to freelance writing has always been a passion of mine. Perhaps the appeal of “Car & Diver” to generate as much. interest, we discuss the small picnic planned that you … (just a dress sun, cold) Friday-thank you … The Yaris , huh, you wouldnt even think, very belleCourtney -. I am right that we had a specific allocation in Nasb vows? I thought we were doing.
Response Poppy
Yes. Odd.
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#2 written by NotASlutBucket 11 months ago
I couldn’t get past the first sentence…”virtually married”? When in the hell did this happen? You just haul off and get “virtually married” and not tell me…what about our “special” relations… I mean relationship Ted? You know what how would you like it if I just hauled off and made “virtual” love to all the men of y/a…of course I would never want to do that because I’m a woman of morals and class….but you are forcing me Ted. *cries*
EDIT – I forgive you CM & Ted… I am a firm believer in “sharing love” and any chance I get to share my love I do (especially if it involves a video camera…and perhaps some cool whip…bananas and a leather whip?)
Anyways… congrads to the new “virtually married” hubby & wife!!!!!! -
#4 written by Courtney M.P. 11 months ago
Sounds great to me… the Accura MDX and the ToyotaSequoiao are great foreign cars that fit the bill.
Browneyez, it appears that cars are better for the road head… you aren’t in as upright of a position while driving and the center consoles tend to be smaller and shorter… less space between and always go with an automatic for that as it gives more freedom for him to hold your head down!
You know if we keep test driving we could write a very valuable article scoring cars on their usability in this area as well as finding quality issues. For buyers who want that special place for loving with them where ever they go it would be great, but also would expose issues for example the Expedition should support much more weight on those handles than it did and the problems with the Dodges carpet… also it would help you know which cars are better for not buying a teenager.. such as the Mini, that is basically useless for sex unless you are either bent over the hood or into the window… okay it was fun, but not practical for “private” car sex or good parking especially in the standard.
We are not odd this is very common you should be relieved that I don’t ask to suck on strangers feet or something weird like that!! A little public sex never hurt anyone…
So I have on ONLY a sun dress and have a lunch packed with two bottles of your favorite wine and two little blue pills, you want to go find a park with a statue – goal is Abraham Lincoln, but any big statue will work? *devilish smile and sparkle in eye* I promise to take it easy on you!
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NASB, I am so sorry you missed it you were on the guest list, Ted and I did get married, it was a beautiful ceremony: I was late, Brown and JjP got lost, HeyBabe Officiated and Maggie was the wittness. Scoundrel, Lefty and Hattie actually flew over as well. We are now the M.P.s ; )
Do not despair though, your name was in the vows, so I will gladly share him with you. It is my hope that while Ted and I are able to openly express our virtual love that our friends be a part of our relationship and you will always have your special relations, I just may watch or join if that is okay… the only change you would probably notice is a video camera, we have promised to at least always share the footage when we play with others, from what I have seen you are great on screen so that shouldn’t matter! Neither of us wanted to hurt you, I hope you will find it in your big ole heart to be happy for us.
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#5 written by Scoundrel 11 months ago
Ted, check whether it is driven by the front wheels or rear wheels. Check the size of the bonnet ….hang on
erm hood, also does the power unit deliver a lot of heat? Is it well greased? does it stop quickly or slowly? has it been properly tested? is the exhaust pipe of a suitable size?
If all this checks out, then an imported model should be fine – go ahead and enjoy the ride. -
#8 written by almost friday 11 months ago
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#10 written by Salacious Crumb 11 months ago
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#11 written by browneyez08 11 months ago
Ted that is so awesome that you and your wife are expanding your horizons. I mean it gives a new meaning on test driving a fully loaded vehicle. I mean you would think many people would be trying for some action in cars since its the most likely place to have sex in. Mine as well fit right. While your at it for next time have the wife give you a little road head. You want to have a vehicle that at least gets you easy access! Next time drive seperatly and you and the wife test drive a car like they do in the movie the fast and furious.
And as far as the houses go your just bringing some added love into the home. Even if your not going to buy it. You guys should roll play…where wigs and speak in different accents. Act like you are picking each other up in the house. (or even ring the door bell and have one person act like they live there while the other is the pizza delivery or pool man.)
My hubby and I use to go every sunday to different churches and do it in the choir lofts. (It’s a catholic school girl thing) Or pick each other up at a bar and act like it’s a random hook up! -
#14 written by JjP 11 months ago
Speaking of fetishes (open houses, roomy SUVs, anything polish), my formerly secret virtual* lover, Mr. C. Lueless the first, is gone, GONE, I tell you!!
I cannot think of your problems now, my world is falling apart and all you can think about are favoured passtimes?*exits room again, wearing black, drinking beer and sobbing*
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#20 written by Drew Bloodsd 11 months ago
Do you REALLY want to know if this is odd or strange? Or are you just looking for a place to brag about your sex life? Please understand that I am certainly not complaining! I think it’s fantastic when married couples explore their sexuality together and as a couple, instead of cheating or looking to experiment elsewhere. But there are better places to “brag” than yahoo Q and A. Places where you won’t get a violation notice by some uptight mom who thinks her kids might be reading this.
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You have actually hit on one of the important things people never think about when buying their new car. It should always be a consideration. Rest stops are not just for food and gas you know…
Thanks for the idea about the houses. While I have screwed with a few home sellers by introducing ‘her’ as my cousin to the man of the house and then later introducing ‘her’ as my wife to the lady of the house (just to see if they communicated with each other). This new idea opens up a world of opportunities for fun.
Not weird… just fun Ted… you have yourself a ‘keeper’.