Consumption and Real Estate
The Mountain Men’s Power & Grace Short Sleeve Tee,M.Manderin,Large
- 100% Cotton
- Exceptional artwork on a tee shirt
- Comfortable, and durable
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not bleach
- Use/Mexico
The Mountain T-Shirts are premium, hand-dyed shirts screenprinted using environmentally safe, water based inks. They feature a leather feel label so comfortable there is never a need to cut it out. Available in youth sizes small to x-large & adult sizes medium to 3XL. See chart for sizing details.
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List Price: $ 16.95
Price: $ 16.80
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#2 written by D. Bright 1 year ago
Review by D. Bright for The Mountain Men’s Power & Grace Short Sleeve Tee,M.Manderin,Large
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Im gonna be blunt here. I bought this shirt for one purpose, and one purpose only: To pull massive amounts of ass.While many opt for the xxL size, since I have a thinner build, I went with medium. The tight fitting sleeves highlight my veiny biceps and portruding deltoids. I fear that if I continue wearing this shirt, the muscles I grow will inevitably rip the very fabric which surges them…. not unlike how a tiger’s claws rips the flesh of his foes, before he crushes their windpipe in his massive jaws.
When I walk into a room wearing this shirt, people notice immediately. I can see the women looking me up and down. I can tell, they see that sexual beast in me – that sexual threat. And they are drawn to it. They cannot help it.
Despite being sexually intimidated, many of them still nervously approach me and try to get my unwavering gaze to glance upon them. Sometimes I allow them the pleasure. And should they be worthy of my seed, I then give them a satisfaction even far greater than any mere pleasure.
I anticipate that within a year I will be moving across the seas to Bangladesh so I can be closer to my inner animal spirit. And also, so I can escape the massive amounts of impending child support payments that I am unable to afford, due to unleashing that sexual tiger spirit in me.
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#3 written by Eric 1 year ago
Review by Eric for The Mountain Men’s Power & Grace Short Sleeve Tee,M.Manderin,Large
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This tiger tshirt has vastly improved my professional and private life. I have been approached by more women than I can count on one hand in the last hour alone. Each of these women were clearly drawn to me by my tiger tshirt. Each of these women offered me intercourse but I turned them down because I, like the noble tiger on my tshirt, mate only for procreation. My boss has offered me 3 promotions, including his specific job in the last week. I have turned them all down for I, like the tiger on my tshirt, am humble.5 stars, buy this shirt!
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#4 written by O. de Frias 1 year ago
Review by O. de Frias for The Mountain Men’s Power & Grace Short Sleeve Tee,M.Manderin,Large
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I’m a cartoon historian and this has got to be one of the rarest finds of all time. If you’re not familiar with Antonio Duarte Tigeron, the tiger who modeled for this shirt design, I’m about to fill you in.Antonio Duarte Tigeron was a very young tiger born in a Spanish zoo in Barcelona some time around 1940. He longed to become an American icon so he packed his bags, gathered his travel documents, ate some people and stuff (he’s a tiger), then traveled over to America, changing his name to Tony Danza Tiger. Tony D. Tiger, affectionately known as “Tony the Tiger”, started his career in the cereal business when a talent scout he was about to tear into a million pieces for food (he’s a tiger) pleaded with him to spare his life. The talent scout told him he could “put him in pictures.” Tony, intrigued, found this to be a better alternative than to eat the man’s thighs for sustenance (he’s a tiger.) He auditioned for many things, including the Alfred Hitchcock picture titled “Strangers on a Train” where he auditioned for the role of the train, and Elia Kazan’s “A Streetcar Named Desire” auditioning for the part of the streetcar. He didn’t get either part. In hindsight, it’s probably because he didn’t want it badly enough. Or that he was a tiger. Or that he auditioned for roles as vehicles.
Soon after, however, his big break came and he was given the part of a mascot for a breakfast cereal. Sadly, this came too late for the talent scout as Tony ate his face earlier that morning (he’s a tiger.)
This shirt is a portrait drawn by an art student while Tony did some freelance modeling at art schools to get the bills paid while he tried for his big break.
PROS: It’ll get you backstage passes at Siegfried and Roy shows, good with the ladies.
CONS: He’s eaten, like, 9 people. It’s like wearing a shirt with the Unibomber’s face. -
#5 written by Justin G. 1 year ago
Review by Justin G. for The Mountain Men’s Power & Grace Short Sleeve Tee,M.Manderin,Large
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The shirt gives me a horrible rash, is horrible with my complexion and it discolors everything that it touches. Additionally, this shirt frightens my wife’s cats. I hate my wife’s cats.I’ve given the shirt 5 stars.
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Review by Jason M. Kanzler for The Mountain Men’s Power & Grace Short Sleeve Tee,M.Manderin,Large
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As a proud owner of Power and Grace, I can attest to its powers. Every time I put it on, someone in the world gets pregnant. And when I take it off I have to put it in a cage.