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The Mountain Men’s Breakthrough Wolf Short Sleeve Tee,Noir,Large
- 100% Cotton
- Exceptional artwork on a tee shirt
- Comfortable, and durable
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not bleach
- Use/Mexico
This high quality T-shirt is hand dyed and printed in the United States. This is not an iron-on decal that will crack and flake off. The ink is deeply embedded in the fibers which guarantees a long lasting print design and extraordinary comfort. Youth shirts available in Sizes S-XL
and adult sizes medium to 3X-large
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(out of 39 reviews)
List Price: $ 16.95
Price: $ 16.80
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#2 written by manos-wikiwiki 1 year ago
Review by manos-wikiwiki for The Mountain Men’s Breakthrough Wolf Short Sleeve Tee,Noir,Large
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The total fulfillment of wearing this shirt was only matched by the unquenchable yearning to wear two of them at once. In a moment of weakness, I ordered a second wolf shirt. I tried wear both at the same time, one on top of the other. Unfortunately the two wolves started to combine into one, potentially becoming a dangerous singularity of awesomeness.The only answer was to wear the second shirt as a pants-substitute. If you turn the shirt upside-down the arm holes become leg-holes. The only problem is that the upside-down shirt does not stay up. So I wear a blue belt that represents a wild mountain lake and pretend that one wolf is the reflection of the other. Additionally the neck, aka `utility’ hole has come in handy on three occasions.
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#3 written by Michael Goodfriend 1 year ago
Review by Michael Goodfriend for The Mountain Men’s Breakthrough Wolf Short Sleeve Tee,Noir,Large
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When the woman who was delivering my package gave me the box and started to walk away, I asked her to hold on a second so I could test this puppy out. Literally. I ripped open the box, put the shirt on, and she was all over me. After the Wolf T-Shirt enhanced 3 hour love-making session, I decided to head down to Marshalls to try my luck. I had to watch my driving as soon as I hit a mjor road, as women were swerving to get a better view of my shirt. Long story short, greatest purchase ever, next to my Wolf with American Flag background T-Shirt. The only downside was that this chick-magnet did not come with batteries, so I had to find a few AAA’s around the house. -
#4 written by J. C. Murphy 1 year ago
Review by J. C. Murphy for The Mountain Men’s Breakthrough Wolf Short Sleeve Tee,Noir,Large
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I saw a wolf shirt that spoke to me like a shirt with a saying on it. I loved it. It loved me. (see Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, Available in Various Sizes). That shirt was ok… but it’s THIS shirt that reaches deep into my soul, punches it in the face, and wakens it. That’s when my soul (half wolf) leaps out of my body, ripping through the shirt, and into your lives, forever. Like Rocky… as in Rocky 5. It’s beautiful, and it has you by the throat.With the powers of this shirt, I sired three offspring. One Caucasian, one African-American, and one Chinese… all with the same woman and/or gestation period. And for all those domestic-vehicle-driving jerks who say you don’t have to wash wolf shirts, you couldn’t be more wrong and I am insulted. I wash this shirt EVERY SINGLE DAY (when I shower) and it has yet to fade! Dove powers over Dawn like a wolf parade on a lazy sunday.
I wore this shirt to the beach, went swimming in the riptide, was bitten in the face by a shark. How awesome is that?!
But, this shirt isn’t about the powers it inherits. It’s about the respect I receive while wearing. I once passed another man-soul who bore the mighty lone wolf shirt (he must have been me, and me him, during a powerful astral projection session in our evening sleep. It WAS a full moon that night). We met eye-to-eye, hugged, and cried for hours. It was moving. People were walking around us.
To sum this review with three words: I LOVE THISSHIRT! Please make more.
Pros: Wolf. Soul. Grows mullets. Calms Babies.
Cons: I’m too sexy for this shirt. But that’s ok. -
#5 written by ClarkstonCracker 1 year ago
Review by ClarkstonCracker for The Mountain Men’s Breakthrough Wolf Short Sleeve Tee,Noir,Large
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I jumped out of the shower and had to decide between my ripped up AC/DC concert shirt from 1974, or my Breakthrough wolf t-shirt. These were the only two that didn’t reek of BO, and I was going to the bar, so I had to look my best so of course I grabbed the wolf tee.So I’m in the bar, having a good time, and I had to pee like a race horse. I go into the bathroom, and doing my business. As I turn to walk out, I sneezed extremely loud. This scared the hell out of the guy washing his hands in front of me. As he went to look at me, he saw my breakthrough wolf shirt, and actually thought he was being attacked by a real wolf! he immediately pulled out a pistol and shot me right in my chest.
Me and the guy who shot me now joke about what happened, but I’m pretty sure that the designer of this t-shirt should make it a little less real looking as not to cause hunters or scared bar patrons to whip out rifles or pistols to disable the threat of the attacking wolf.
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Review by Mr. Crumbles for The Mountain Men’s Breakthrough Wolf Short Sleeve Tee,Noir,Large
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If you’ve been swept up by the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt craze, but aren’t sure you’re ready for quite that many wolves, this shirt is a great way to break you into the experience. Owning a wolf t-shirt can be very rewarding indeed, but also comes with a lot of care and responsibility. Make sure you know what you’re getting into. And if you do eventually decide to take the plunge and pick up the three wolves version, this guy will make an excellent companion when the time comes.